278 lines
7.6 KiB
Plaintext
Executable File
278 lines
7.6 KiB
Plaintext
Executable File
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# Setting up the characters and their colours
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define pleroma = Character("Pleroma", image="pleroma", who_color="#eda664")
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define mc = Character("Unoriginal Main Character", who_color="#64abed")
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define admin = Character("Administrator",who_color="#64abed")
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define grumb = Character("Grumbulon", image="grumb",who_color="#e9a0d9")
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define weeble = Character("Weeble", image="weeble",who_color="#64ed7b")
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define lain = Character(name="Lain",who_color="#fcfcfc")
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# A few variables needed along the game
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default instance_name = "0"
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default grumb_played = False
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default weeble_played = False
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# Music
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default chill = "audio/chill.mp3"
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default funny = "audio/funny.mp3"
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default sad = "audio/sad.mp3"
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default madness = "audio/madness.mp3"
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# Sounds
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default ding = "audio/ding.mp3"
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default whoosh = "audio/whoosh.mp3"
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default scratch = "audio/record-scratch.mp3"
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init python:
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import re
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# simple url check so instances get checked before proceeding
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def check_instance(instance):
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try:
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instance = re.findall(r'([\w\-_]+(?:(?:\.[\w\-_]+)+))([\w\-\.,@?^=%&:/~\+#]*[\w\-\@?^=%&/~\+#])?', instance)[0][0]
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except Exception as e:
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instance = "0"
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return instance
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# The game starts here.
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label start:
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stop music fadeout 5.0
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scene bg startup
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with fade
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pause 4.0
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lain "People use mastodon because they love the community. "
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lain "People use pleroma because they love me."
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pause 0.5
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scene bg room with dissolve
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pause 0.5
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play music chill loop fadein 4.5
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"You wake up in your bedroom earlier than usual."
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"You turn to your nightstand to see the red glowing numbers on your clock that read 12:36 PM."
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mc "Wow I'm up earlier than usual."
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mc "Today is the day I setup a pleroma instance."
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mc "I hope it's as cool as it sounds."
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"You make your way way to your desk where you turn on your ThinkPad™ laptop."
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scene bg desk with dissolve
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pause 0.5
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scene bg desk light with dissolve
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pause 0.5
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"You recall browsing the /g/ board earlier that week and seeing a thread on the fediverse."
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"As a user put it:
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Fediverse is a based decentralized schizo-esoteric lain-pilled free-speech alternative platform for chads too wired for the typical soy-liberal pronoun cuck safespaces that most NPCs use these days."
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"You're not to sure what that means but the thread had a link to the pleroma install guide and you're already banned on twitter so you don't have anything to lose."
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"With all the prerequisites done, you go down the list of instructions until you're asked to input a domain name."
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mc "Hmmmm what was that domain I bought again?…"
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jump instance_choice
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label instance_choice:
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$instance_name = renpy.input(prompt="URL: ")
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$instance_name = str(check_instance(instance_name))
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if instance_name == "0":
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mc "Oops, that's not right, let's try again."
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jump instance_choice
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if instance_name == "waifuism.life":
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mc "I'm not a weeb, what was it again?"
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jump instance_choice
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if instance_name == "bungle.online":
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mc "No no, that one was taken."
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jump instance_choice
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if instance_name == "freecumextremist.com":
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mc "Seriously? Nah nah, this isn't right that couldn't be."
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jump instance_choice
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mc "Oh that's right, [instance_name]."
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"You start your pleroma instance and no errors pop up. You've done it!"
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"You've successfully installed pleroma! Now you just need to create your account."
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mc "I'll just keep it simple and name myself admin."
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mc "Not like I had a more creative option"
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#{MC's name changes to Admin}
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"You put in [instance_name] into your Brave Browser and see your brand new instance."
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scene bg desk pl #[Scene switches to a close up of the computer screen with the default pleroma page on it]
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admin "Wow kinda looks like a more retro aesthetic twitter."
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admin "Now let me test out this account."
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"You log into your account and before you can do much else something weird happens."
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show pleroma normal
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with dissolve
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stop music fadeout 1.0
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play sound ding
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show pleroma normal talk
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with dissolve
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pleroma "Greetings Admin-kun..."
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show pleroma normal
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with dissolve
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menu:
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"What the hell is this a bug?!":
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pass
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"Oh god I'm going schizo…":
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pass
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show pleroma normal smug
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with dissolve
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pause 0.5
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show pleroma normal smug talk
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with dissolve
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pleroma "I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you."
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play music chill fadein 5.0
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show pleroma normal talk
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with dissolve
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pleroma "You can call me Pleroma-Tan. I am the software your instance is running on."
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show pleroma normal
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with dissolve
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admin "When I decided to join the fediverse and create an instance I didn't expect my software to be this.."
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show pleroma normal smug talk
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with dissolve
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pleroma "…Cute?"
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show pleroma normal
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with dissolve
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admin "W-w-weird!"
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show pleroma handup talk
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with dissolve
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pleroma "No worries Admin-kun. The fediverse is very different from other social sites and I'm here to help you learn."
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show pleroma handup
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with dissolve
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admin "And why do you keep calling me admin?"
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show pleroma normal talk
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with dissolve
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pleroma "Isn't that your name on the account?"
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pleroma "It wouldn't be wise to put your full name out on the fediverse or the internet in general."
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show pleroma normal
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with dissolve
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admin "I suppose"
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show pleroma normal talk
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with dissolve
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pleroma "Besides I don't need your full name…"
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show pleroma normal smug talk
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with dissolve
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pleroma "Unless you want me to have your name, but I think you're supposed to buy me a ring first."
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show pleroma smug
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with dissolve
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admin "What?!"
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"You're not sure how to feel about all this. You just wanted a chill social media to post some memes on and now you have this weird fox lady saying embarrassing things."
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show pleroma normal talk
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with dissolve
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pleroma "Anyway are you ready to join the fediverse?"
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show pleroma normal
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with dissolve
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"You look at your screen skeptically. Why was there no mention of Pleroma-tan in the /g/ thread or the install documents? Is this a prank? Did you install the wrong thing? Everything about this just seemed very sketchy to you."
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"On the other hand, this is probably the most female attention you've had in years so it wouldn't hurt to indulge a little bit. Besides it's just computer software. It's not real or anything."
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admin "Sure I'm ready"
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show pleroma hands grin
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with dissolve
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pleroma "Great!"
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stop music fadeout 1.0
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"..."
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pause 1.5
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play sound whoosh
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scene bg enterfedi with vpunch
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play music funny
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" Before you could process what is happening, Pleroma-tan extends a hand out from the computer screen and grabs onto you."
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"You let a scared yelp as she pulls you to the screen."
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"Your adrenaline spikes as your mind is trying to process what is happening and how it's even possible."
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"Despite all the shock you can't help but look down and think."
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"Wow her hands are soft."
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"End of chapter 1"
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return
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jump chapter2
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