diff --git a/.gitlab-ci.yml b/.gitlab-ci.yml
index bec15cbe3..d2bfc9199 100644
--- a/.gitlab-ci.yml
+++ b/.gitlab-ci.yml
@@ -1,86 +1,27 @@
-image: node:21
-
-variables:
-  NODE_ENV: test
-  DS_EXCLUDED_ANALYZERS: gemnasium-python
+image: node:22
 
 default:
   interruptible: true
 
-cache: &cache
-  key:
-    files:
-      - yarn.lock
-  paths:
-    - node_modules/
-  policy: pull
-
 stages:
-  - deps
-  - test
+  - build
   - deploy
-  - release
-
-deps:
-  stage: deps
-  script: yarn install --ignore-scripts
-  only:
-    changes:
-      - yarn.lock
-  cache:
-    <<: *cache
-    policy: push
-
-lint:
-  stage: test
-  script: yarn lint
-  only:
-    changes:
-      - "**/*.js"
-      - "**/*.jsx"
-      - "**/*.cjs"
-      - "**/*.mjs"
-      - "**/*.ts"
-      - "**/*.tsx"
-      - "**/*.scss"
-      - "**/*.css"
-      - ".eslintignore"
-      - ".eslintrc.json"
-      - ".stylelintrc.json"
 
 build:
-  stage: test
+  stage: build
   before_script:
+    - yarn install --ignore-scripts
     - apt-get update -y && apt-get install -y zip
   script:
-    - yarn build
+    - yarn lint
+    - yarn i18n && git diff --quiet || (echo "Locale files are out of date. Please run `yarn i18n`" && exit 1)
+    - NODE_ENV=production yarn build
     - cp dist/index.html dist/404.html
     - cd dist && zip -r ../soapbox.zip . && cd ..
-  variables:
-    NODE_ENV: production
   artifacts:
     paths:
      - soapbox.zip
 
-i18n:
-  stage: test
-  script:
-    - yarn i18n
-    - git diff --quiet || (echo "Locale files are out of date. Please run `yarn i18n`" && exit 1)
-
-docs-deploy:
-  stage: deploy
-  image: alpine:latest
-  before_script:
-    - apk add curl
-  script:
-    - curl -X POST -F"token=$CI_JOB_TOKEN" -F'ref=master' https://gitlab.com/api/v4/projects/15685485/trigger/pipeline
-  only:
-    variables:
-      - $CI_DEFAULT_BRANCH == $CI_COMMIT_REF_NAME
-    changes:
-      - "docs/**/*"
-
 review:
   stage: deploy
   environment:
@@ -92,6 +33,7 @@ review:
     - unzip soapbox.zip -d dist
     - npx -y surge dist $CI_COMMIT_REF_SLUG.git.soapbox.pub
   allow_failure: true
+  when: manual
 
 pages:
   stage: deploy
@@ -107,31 +49,4 @@ pages:
     - public
   only:
     variables:
-      - $CI_DEFAULT_BRANCH == $CI_COMMIT_REF_NAME
-
-docker:
-  stage: deploy
-  image: docker:25.0.3
-  services:
-    - docker:25.0.3-dind
-  tags:
-    - dind
-  # https://medium.com/devops-with-valentine/how-to-build-a-docker-image-and-push-it-to-the-gitlab-container-registry-from-a-gitlab-ci-pipeline-acac0d1f26df
-  script:
-    - echo $CI_REGISTRY_PASSWORD | docker login -u $CI_REGISTRY_USER $CI_REGISTRY --password-stdin
-    - docker build -t $CI_REGISTRY_IMAGE:$CI_COMMIT_TAG .
-    - docker push $CI_REGISTRY_IMAGE:$CI_COMMIT_TAG
-  rules:
-    - if: $CI_COMMIT_TAG
-  interruptible: false
-
-release:
-  stage: release
-  rules:
-    - if: $CI_COMMIT_TAG
-  script:
-    - npx tsx ./scripts/do-release.ts
-  interruptible: false
-
-include:
-  - template: Jobs/Dependency-Scanning.gitlab-ci.yml
+      - $CI_DEFAULT_BRANCH == $CI_COMMIT_REF_NAME
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