diff --git a/player/base.coffee b/player/base.coffee
index 6f282275..f7c47e03 100644
--- a/player/base.coffee
+++ b/player/base.coffee
@@ -1,5 +1,8 @@
-class Player
+window.Player = class Player
     constructor: (data) ->
+        if not (this instanceof Player)
+            return new Player(data)
+
         @setMediaProperties(data)
         @paused = false
 
@@ -29,91 +32,3 @@ class Player
 
     getVolume: (cb) ->
         cb(VOLUME)
-
-window.Player = Player
-
-window.removeOld = (replace) ->
-    $('#sc_volume').remove()
-    replace ?= $('<div/>').addClass('embed-responsive-item')
-    old = $('#ytapiplayer')
-    replace.insertBefore(old)
-    old.remove()
-    replace.attr('id', 'ytapiplayer')
-    return replace
-
-TYPE_MAP =
-    yt: 'YouTubePlayer'
-
-window.loadMediaPlayer = (data) ->
-    if data.type of TYPE_MAP
-        ctor = window[TYPE_MAP[data.type]]
-        window.PLAYER = new ctor(data)
-
-window.handleMediaUpdate = (data) ->
-    PLAYER = window.PLAYER
-
-    # Do not update if the current time is past the end of the video, unless
-    # the video has length 0 (which is a special case for livestreams)
-    if typeof PLAYER.mediaLength is 'number' and
-            PLAYER.mediaLength > 0 and
-            data.currentTime > PLAYER.mediaLength
-        return
-
-    # Negative currentTime indicates a lead-in for clients to load the video,
-    # but not play it yet (helps with initial buffering)
-    waiting = data.currentTime < 0
-
-    # Load a new video in the same player if the ID changed
-    if data.id and data.id != PLAYER.mediaId
-        if data.currentTime < 0
-            data.currentTime = 0
-        PLAYER.load(data)
-        PLAYER.play()
-
-    if waiting
-        console.log('waiting')
-        # YouTube player has a race condition that crashes the player if
-        # play(), seek(0), and pause() are called quickly without waiting
-        # for events to fire.  Setting a flag variable that is checked in the
-        # event handler mitigates this.
-        if PLAYER.type is 'yt'
-            PLAYER.pauseSeekRaceCondition = true
-        else
-            PLAYER.seekTo(0)
-            PLAYER.pause()
-    else if PLAYER.type is 'yt'
-        PLAYER.pauseSeekRaceCondition = false
-
-    if CLIENT.leader or not USEROPTS.synch
-        return
-
-    if data.paused and not PLAYER.paused
-        PLAYER.seekTo(data.currentTime)
-        PLAYER.pause()
-    else if PLAYER.paused
-        PLAYER.play()
-
-    PLAYER.getTime((seconds) ->
-        time = data.currentTime
-        diff = (time - seconds) or time
-        accuracy = USEROPTS.sync_accuracy
-
-        # Dailymotion can't seek very accurately in Flash due to keyframe
-        # placement.  Accuracy should not be set lower than 5 or the video
-        # may be very choppy.
-        if PLAYER.type is 'dm'
-            accuracy = Math.max(accuracy, 5)
-
-
-        if diff > accuracy
-            # The player is behind the correct time
-            PLAYER.seekTo(time)
-        else if diff < -accuracy
-            # The player is ahead of the correct time
-            # Don't seek all the way back, to account for possible buffering.
-            # However, do seek all the way back for Dailymotion due to the
-            # keyframe issue mentioned above.
-            if PLAYER.type isnt 'dm'
-                time += 1
-            PLAYER.seekTo(time)
-    )
diff --git a/player/update.coffee b/player/update.coffee
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..5982988a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/player/update.coffee
@@ -0,0 +1,89 @@
+TYPE_MAP =
+    yt: YouTubePlayer
+    vi: VimeoPlayer
+
+window.loadMediaPlayer = (data) ->
+    if data.type of TYPE_MAP
+        console.log data
+        try
+            window.PLAYER = TYPE_MAP[data.type](data)
+        catch e
+            console.error e
+        console.log(window.PLAYER)
+
+window.handleMediaUpdate = (data) ->
+    PLAYER = window.PLAYER
+
+    # Do not update if the current time is past the end of the video, unless
+    # the video has length 0 (which is a special case for livestreams)
+    if typeof PLAYER.mediaLength is 'number' and
+            PLAYER.mediaLength > 0 and
+            data.currentTime > PLAYER.mediaLength
+        return
+
+    # Negative currentTime indicates a lead-in for clients to load the video,
+    # but not play it yet (helps with initial buffering)
+    waiting = data.currentTime < 0
+
+    # Load a new video in the same player if the ID changed
+    if data.id and data.id != PLAYER.mediaId
+        if data.currentTime < 0
+            data.currentTime = 0
+        PLAYER.load(data)
+        PLAYER.play()
+
+    if waiting
+        # YouTube player has a race condition that crashes the player if
+        # play(), seek(0), and pause() are called quickly without waiting
+        # for events to fire.  Setting a flag variable that is checked in the
+        # event handler mitigates this.
+        if PLAYER instanceof YouTubePlayer
+            PLAYER.pauseSeekRaceCondition = true
+        else
+            PLAYER.seekTo(0)
+            PLAYER.pause()
+    else if PLAYER instanceof YouTubePlayer
+        PLAYER.pauseSeekRaceCondition = false
+
+    if CLIENT.leader or not USEROPTS.synch
+        return
+
+    if data.paused and not PLAYER.paused
+        PLAYER.seekTo(data.currentTime)
+        PLAYER.pause()
+    else if PLAYER.paused
+        PLAYER.play()
+
+    PLAYER.getTime((seconds) ->
+        time = data.currentTime
+        diff = (time - seconds) or time
+        accuracy = USEROPTS.sync_accuracy
+
+        # Dailymotion can't seek very accurately in Flash due to keyframe
+        # placement.  Accuracy should not be set lower than 5 or the video
+        # may be very choppy.
+        if PLAYER.mediaType is 'dm' # TODO: instanceof DailymotionPlayer
+            accuracy = Math.max(accuracy, 5)
+
+
+        if diff > accuracy
+            # The player is behind the correct time
+            PLAYER.seekTo(time)
+        else if diff < -accuracy
+            # The player is ahead of the correct time
+            # Don't seek all the way back, to account for possible buffering.
+            # However, do seek all the way back for Dailymotion due to the
+            # keyframe issue mentioned above.
+            if PLAYER.mediaType isnt 'dm' # TODO: instanceof DailymotionPlayer
+                time += 1
+            PLAYER.seekTo(time)
+    )
+
+window.removeOld = (replace) ->
+    $('#sc_volume').remove()
+    replace ?= $('<div/>').addClass('embed-responsive-item')
+    old = $('#ytapiplayer')
+    replace.insertBefore(old)
+    old.remove()
+    replace.attr('id', 'ytapiplayer')
+    return replace
diff --git a/player/vimeo.coffee b/player/vimeo.coffee
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..8803194d
--- /dev/null
+++ b/player/vimeo.coffee
@@ -0,0 +1,80 @@
+window.VimeoPlayer = class VimeoPlayer extends Player
+    constructor: (data) ->
+        if not (this instanceof VimeoPlayer)
+            return new VimeoPlayer(data)
+
+        @load(data)
+
+    load: (data) ->
+        @setMediaProperties(data)
+
+        waitUntilDefined(window, '$f', =>
+            video = $('<iframe/>')
+            removeOld(video)
+            video.attr(
+                src: "https://player.vimeo.com/video/#{data.id}?api=1&player_id=ytapiplayer"
+                webkitallowfullscreen: true
+                mozallowfullscreen: true
+                allowfullscreen: true
+            )
+
+            if USEROPTS.wmode_transparent
+                video.attr('wmode', 'transparent')
+
+            $f(video[0]).addEvent('ready', =>
+                @vimeo = $f(video[0])
+                @play()
+
+                @vimeo.addEvent('finish', =>
+                    if CLIENT.leader
+                        socket.emit('playNext')
+                )
+
+                @vimeo.addEvent('pause', =>
+                    @paused = true
+                    if CLIENT.leader
+                        sendVideoUpdate()
+                )
+
+                @vimeo.addEvent('play', =>
+                    @paused = false
+                    if CLIENT.leader
+                        sendVideoUpdate()
+                )
+
+                @setVolume(VOLUME)
+            )
+        )
+
+    play: ->
+        @paused = false
+        if @vimeo
+            @vimeo.api('play')
+
+    pause: ->
+        @paused = true
+        if @vimeo
+            @vimeo.api('pause')
+
+    seekTo: (time) ->
+        if @vimeo
+            @vimeo.api('seekTo', time)
+
+    setVolume: (volume) ->
+        if @vimeo
+            @vimeo.api('setVolume', volume)
+
+    getTime: (cb) ->
+        if @vimeo
+            @vimeo.api('getCurrentTime', (time) ->
+                # I will never understand why Vimeo returns current time as a string
+                cb(parseFloat(time))
+            )
+        else
+            cb(0)
+
+    getVolume: (cb) ->
+        if @vimeo
+            @vimeo.api('getVolume', cb)
+        else
+            cb(VOLUME)
diff --git a/player/youtube.coffee b/player/youtube.coffee
index fc2d20da..ef3af95e 100644
--- a/player/youtube.coffee
+++ b/player/youtube.coffee
@@ -1,5 +1,8 @@
-class YouTubePlayer extends Player
+window.YouTubePlayer = class YouTubePlayer extends Player
     constructor: (data) ->
+        if not (this instanceof YouTubePlayer)
+            return new YouTubePlayer(data)
+
         @setMediaProperties(data)
         @qualityRaceCondition = true
         @pauseSeekRaceCondition = false
@@ -24,7 +27,7 @@ class YouTubePlayer extends Player
         )
 
     load: (data) ->
-        super(data)
+        @setMediaProperties(data)
         if @yt
             @yt.loadVideoById(data.id, data.currentTime)
             @qualityRaceCondition = true
@@ -32,7 +35,7 @@ class YouTubePlayer extends Player
                 @yt.setPlaybackQuality(USEROPTS.default_quality)
 
     onReady: ->
-        @yt.setVolume(VOLUME)
+        @setVolume(VOLUME)
 
     onStateChange: (ev) ->
         # For some reason setting the quality doesn't work
@@ -93,5 +96,3 @@ class YouTubePlayer extends Player
                 cb(@yt.getVolume() / 100)
         else
             cb(VOLUME)
-
-window.YouTubePlayer = YouTubePlayer
diff --git a/www/js/callbacks.js b/www/js/callbacks.js
index c222ace4..9fe978f2 100644
--- a/www/js/callbacks.js
+++ b/www/js/callbacks.js
@@ -824,20 +824,27 @@ Callbacks = {
             return;
         }
 
-        /* Failsafe */
+        // Failsafe
         if (isNaN(VOLUME) || VOLUME > 1 || VOLUME < 0) {
             VOLUME = 1;
         }
 
-        var shouldResize = $("#ytapiplayer").html() === "";
-
+        // Persist the user's volume preference from the the player, if possible
         if (PLAYER && typeof PLAYER.getVolume === "function") {
+            var name = PLAYER.__proto__.constructor.name;
             PLAYER.getVolume(function (v) {
+                console.log(name, v)
                 if (typeof v === "number") {
                     if (v < 0 || v > 1) {
+                        // Dailymotion's API was wrong once and caused a huge
+                        // headache.  This alert is here to make debugging easier.
                         alert("Something went wrong with retrieving the volume.  " +
                             "Please tell calzoneman the following: " +
-                            JSON.stringify({ v: v, t: PLAYER.type, i: PLAYER.videoId }));
+                            JSON.stringify({
+                                v: v,
+                                t: PLAYER.mediaType,
+                                i: PLAYER.mediaId
+                            }));
                     } else {
                         VOLUME = v;
                         setOpt("volume", VOLUME);
@@ -846,42 +853,21 @@ Callbacks = {
             });
         }
 
-        if (CHANNEL.opts.allow_voteskip)
+        // Reset voteskip since the video changed
+        if (CHANNEL.opts.allow_voteskip) {
             $("#voteskip").attr("disabled", false);
+        }
 
         $("#currenttitle").text("Currently Playing: " + data.title);
 
-        if (data.type != "sc" && PLAYER.type == "sc")
-            // [](/goddamnitmango)
-            fixSoundcloudShit();
+        // TODO: fix this
+        setTimeout(function () {
+            if (data.type !== PLAYER.mediaType) {
+                loadMediaPlayer(data);
+            }
 
-        if (data.type != "jw" && PLAYER.type == "jw") {
-            // Is it so hard to not mess up my DOM?
-            $("<div/>").attr("id", "ytapiplayer")
-                .insertBefore($("#ytapiplayer_wrapper"));
-            $("#ytapiplayer_wrapper").remove();
-        }
-
-        if (data.type === "fi") {
-            data.url = data.id;
-        }
-
-        if (NO_VIMEO && data.type === "vi" && data.meta.direct) {
-            data = vimeoSimulator2014(data);
-        }
-
-        /*
-         * Google Docs now uses the same simulator as Google+
-         */
-        if (data.type === "gp" || data.type === "gd") {
-            data = googlePlusSimulator2014(data);
-        }
-
-        if (data.type != PLAYER.type) {
-            loadMediaPlayer(data);
-        }
-
-        handleMediaUpdate(data);
+            handleMediaUpdate(data);
+        }, 100);
     },
 
     mediaUpdate: function(data) {
diff --git a/www/js/player-new.js b/www/js/player-new.js
index bc98109a..10c8376f 100644
--- a/www/js/player-new.js
+++ b/www/js/player-new.js
@@ -1,10 +1,13 @@
 (function() {
-  var Player, TYPE_MAP, VideoJSPlayer, YouTubePlayer,
+  var Player, TYPE_MAP, VimeoPlayer, YouTubePlayer,
     extend = function(child, parent) { for (var key in parent) { if (hasProp.call(parent, key)) child[key] = parent[key]; } function ctor() { this.constructor = child; } ctor.prototype = parent.prototype; child.prototype = new ctor(); child.__super__ = parent.prototype; return child; },
     hasProp = {}.hasOwnProperty;
 
-  Player = (function() {
+  window.Player = Player = (function() {
     function Player(data) {
+      if (!(this instanceof Player)) {
+        return new Player(data);
+      }
       this.setMediaProperties(data);
       this.paused = false;
     }
@@ -47,104 +50,113 @@
 
   })();
 
-  window.Player = Player;
+  window.VimeoPlayer = VimeoPlayer = (function(superClass) {
+    extend(VimeoPlayer, superClass);
 
-  window.removeOld = function(replace) {
-    var old;
-    $('#sc_volume').remove();
-    if (replace == null) {
-      replace = $('<div/>').addClass('embed-responsive-item');
-    }
-    old = $('#ytapiplayer');
-    replace.insertBefore(old);
-    old.remove();
-    replace.attr('id', 'ytapiplayer');
-    return replace;
-  };
-
-  TYPE_MAP = {
-    yt: 'YouTubePlayer'
-  };
-
-  window.loadMediaPlayer = function(data) {
-    var ctor;
-    if (data.type in TYPE_MAP) {
-      ctor = window[TYPE_MAP[data.type]];
-      return window.PLAYER = new ctor(data);
-    }
-  };
-
-  window.handleMediaUpdate = function(data) {
-    var PLAYER, waiting;
-    PLAYER = window.PLAYER;
-    if (typeof PLAYER.mediaLength === 'number' && PLAYER.mediaLength > 0 && data.currentTime > PLAYER.mediaLength) {
-      return;
-    }
-    waiting = data.currentTime < 0;
-    if (data.id && data.id !== PLAYER.mediaId) {
-      if (data.currentTime < 0) {
-        data.currentTime = 0;
+    function VimeoPlayer(data) {
+      if (!(this instanceof VimeoPlayer)) {
+        return new VimeoPlayer(data);
       }
-      PLAYER.load(data);
-      PLAYER.play();
+      this.load(data);
     }
-    if (waiting) {
-      console.log('waiting');
-      if (PLAYER.type === 'yt') {
-        PLAYER.pauseSeekRaceCondition = true;
-      } else {
-        PLAYER.seekTo(0);
-        PLAYER.pause();
-      }
-    } else if (PLAYER.type === 'yt') {
-      PLAYER.pauseSeekRaceCondition = false;
-    }
-    if (CLIENT.leader || !USEROPTS.synch) {
-      return;
-    }
-    if (data.paused && !PLAYER.paused) {
-      PLAYER.seekTo(data.currentTime);
-      PLAYER.pause();
-    } else if (PLAYER.paused) {
-      PLAYER.play();
-    }
-    return PLAYER.getTime(function(seconds) {
-      var accuracy, diff, time;
-      time = data.currentTime;
-      diff = (time - seconds) || time;
-      accuracy = USEROPTS.sync_accuracy;
-      if (PLAYER.type === 'dm') {
-        accuracy = Math.max(accuracy, 5);
-      }
-      if (diff > accuracy) {
-        return PLAYER.seekTo(time);
-      } else if (diff < -accuracy) {
-        if (PLAYER.type !== 'dm') {
-          time += 1;
-        }
-        return PLAYER.seekTo(time);
-      }
-    });
-  };
 
-  VideoJSPlayer = (function(superClass) {
-    extend(VideoJSPlayer, superClass);
-
-    function VideoJSPlayer(data) {}
-
-    VideoJSPlayer.prototype.load = function(data) {
-      var video;
-      return video = $('<video/>').addClass('video-js vjs-default-skin embed-responsive-item');
+    VimeoPlayer.prototype.load = function(data) {
+      this.setMediaProperties(data);
+      return waitUntilDefined(window, '$f', (function(_this) {
+        return function() {
+          var video;
+          video = $('<iframe/>');
+          removeOld(video);
+          video.attr({
+            src: "https://player.vimeo.com/video/" + data.id + "?api=1&player_id=ytapiplayer",
+            webkitallowfullscreen: true,
+            mozallowfullscreen: true,
+            allowfullscreen: true
+          });
+          if (USEROPTS.wmode_transparent) {
+            video.attr('wmode', 'transparent');
+          }
+          return $f(video[0]).addEvent('ready', function() {
+            _this.vimeo = $f(video[0]);
+            _this.play();
+            _this.vimeo.addEvent('finish', function() {
+              if (CLIENT.leader) {
+                return socket.emit('playNext');
+              }
+            });
+            _this.vimeo.addEvent('pause', function() {
+              _this.paused = true;
+              if (CLIENT.leader) {
+                return sendVideoUpdate();
+              }
+            });
+            _this.vimeo.addEvent('play', function() {
+              _this.paused = false;
+              if (CLIENT.leader) {
+                return sendVideoUpdate();
+              }
+            });
+            return _this.setVolume(VOLUME);
+          });
+        };
+      })(this));
     };
 
-    return VideoJSPlayer;
+    VimeoPlayer.prototype.play = function() {
+      this.paused = false;
+      if (this.vimeo) {
+        return this.vimeo.api('play');
+      }
+    };
+
+    VimeoPlayer.prototype.pause = function() {
+      this.paused = true;
+      if (this.vimeo) {
+        return this.vimeo.api('pause');
+      }
+    };
+
+    VimeoPlayer.prototype.seekTo = function(time) {
+      if (this.vimeo) {
+        return this.vimeo.api('seekTo', time);
+      }
+    };
+
+    VimeoPlayer.prototype.setVolume = function(volume) {
+      if (this.vimeo) {
+        return this.vimeo.api('setVolume', volume);
+      }
+    };
+
+    VimeoPlayer.prototype.getTime = function(cb) {
+      if (this.vimeo) {
+        return this.vimeo.api('getCurrentTime', function(time) {
+          return cb(parseFloat(time));
+        });
+      } else {
+        return cb(0);
+      }
+    };
+
+    VimeoPlayer.prototype.getVolume = function(cb) {
+      if (this.vimeo) {
+        return this.vimeo.api('getVolume', cb);
+      } else {
+        return cb(VOLUME);
+      }
+    };
+
+    return VimeoPlayer;
 
   })(Player);
 
-  YouTubePlayer = (function(superClass) {
+  window.YouTubePlayer = YouTubePlayer = (function(superClass) {
     extend(YouTubePlayer, superClass);
 
     function YouTubePlayer(data) {
+      if (!(this instanceof YouTubePlayer)) {
+        return new YouTubePlayer(data);
+      }
       this.setMediaProperties(data);
       this.qualityRaceCondition = true;
       this.pauseSeekRaceCondition = false;
@@ -155,7 +167,6 @@
           wmode = USEROPTS.wmode_transparent ? 'transparent' : 'opaque';
           return _this.yt = new YT.Player('ytapiplayer', {
             videoId: data.id,
-            startSeconds: data.currentTime,
             playerVars: {
               autohide: 1,
               autoplay: 1,
@@ -174,7 +185,7 @@
     }
 
     YouTubePlayer.prototype.load = function(data) {
-      YouTubePlayer.__super__.load.call(this, data);
+      this.setMediaProperties(data);
       if (this.yt) {
         this.yt.loadVideoById(data.id, data.currentTime);
         this.qualityRaceCondition = true;
@@ -185,7 +196,7 @@
     };
 
     YouTubePlayer.prototype.onReady = function() {
-      return this.yt.setVolume(VOLUME);
+      return this.setVolume(VOLUME);
     };
 
     YouTubePlayer.prototype.onStateChange = function(ev) {
@@ -263,6 +274,88 @@
 
   })(Player);
 
-  window.YouTubePlayer = YouTubePlayer;
+  TYPE_MAP = {
+    yt: YouTubePlayer,
+    vi: VimeoPlayer
+  };
+
+  window.loadMediaPlayer = function(data) {
+    var e;
+    if (data.type in TYPE_MAP) {
+      console.log(data);
+      try {
+        window.PLAYER = TYPE_MAP[data.type](data);
+      } catch (_error) {
+        e = _error;
+        console.error(e);
+      }
+      return console.log(window.PLAYER);
+    }
+  };
+
+  window.handleMediaUpdate = function(data) {
+    var PLAYER, waiting;
+    PLAYER = window.PLAYER;
+    if (typeof PLAYER.mediaLength === 'number' && PLAYER.mediaLength > 0 && data.currentTime > PLAYER.mediaLength) {
+      return;
+    }
+    waiting = data.currentTime < 0;
+    if (data.id && data.id !== PLAYER.mediaId) {
+      if (data.currentTime < 0) {
+        data.currentTime = 0;
+      }
+      PLAYER.load(data);
+      PLAYER.play();
+    }
+    if (waiting) {
+      if (PLAYER instanceof YouTubePlayer) {
+        PLAYER.pauseSeekRaceCondition = true;
+      } else {
+        PLAYER.seekTo(0);
+        PLAYER.pause();
+      }
+    } else if (PLAYER instanceof YouTubePlayer) {
+      PLAYER.pauseSeekRaceCondition = false;
+    }
+    if (CLIENT.leader || !USEROPTS.synch) {
+      return;
+    }
+    if (data.paused && !PLAYER.paused) {
+      PLAYER.seekTo(data.currentTime);
+      PLAYER.pause();
+    } else if (PLAYER.paused) {
+      PLAYER.play();
+    }
+    return PLAYER.getTime(function(seconds) {
+      var accuracy, diff, time;
+      time = data.currentTime;
+      diff = (time - seconds) || time;
+      accuracy = USEROPTS.sync_accuracy;
+      if (PLAYER.mediaType === 'dm') {
+        accuracy = Math.max(accuracy, 5);
+      }
+      if (diff > accuracy) {
+        return PLAYER.seekTo(time);
+      } else if (diff < -accuracy) {
+        if (PLAYER.mediaType !== 'dm') {
+          time += 1;
+        }
+        return PLAYER.seekTo(time);
+      }
+    });
+  };
+
+  window.removeOld = function(replace) {
+    var old;
+    $('#sc_volume').remove();
+    if (replace == null) {
+      replace = $('<div/>').addClass('embed-responsive-item');
+    }
+    old = $('#ytapiplayer');
+    replace.insertBefore(old);
+    old.remove();
+    replace.attr('id', 'ytapiplayer');
+    return replace;
+  };
 
 }).call(this);