normalize 404s

lib/vonbraun/router.ex

@@ -170,7 +170,7 @@ defmodule Vonbraun.MyRouter do
       conn = Plug.Conn.put_resp_content_type(conn, "application/activity+json")
       send_resp(conn, 200, render_user(nickname, domain, name, summary, ""))
     else
-      send_resp(conn, 404, "not found")
+      send_resp(conn, 404, "fuck off")
     end
   end
 
@@ -183,7 +183,7 @@ defmodule Vonbraun.MyRouter do
       conn = Plug.Conn.put_resp_content_type(conn, "application/activity+json")
       send_resp(conn, 200, render_following(nickname, domain))
     else
-      send_resp(conn, 404, "not found")
+      send_resp(conn, 404, "fuck off")
     end
   end
 
@@ -196,7 +196,7 @@ defmodule Vonbraun.MyRouter do
       conn = Plug.Conn.put_resp_content_type(conn, "application/activity+json")
       send_resp(conn, 200, render_followers(nickname, domain))
     else
-      send_resp(conn, 404, "not found")
+      send_resp(conn, 404, "fuck off")
     end
   end
 
@@ -225,6 +225,6 @@ defmodule Vonbraun.MyRouter do
   forward("/users/:user/inbox", to: InboxRouter)
 
   match _ do
-    send_resp(conn, 404, "oops")
+    send_resp(conn, 404, "fuck off")
   end
 end